Siska's rants.. and some other things

A lot of new things happen in my life and surround I decide to write everything comes up in my mind, to remind me again of all the silly and interesting bits and pieces...

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Pick Up Lines

To satisfy my cheesy sense of humor:

M: "Are you an Interior Decorator?"
W: "No. Why?"
M: "When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful"

M: "Are you religious?"
W: "Yes "

M: "Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers."

M: "Baby, did you fart, Cause you blow me away..."

M: "How is your fever?"
W: "What Fever?"
M: "Oh.. you just look so hot to me..."

M: "Wow! I didn't know that angels could fly so low!"

M: "Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels doreally exist."

M: "Wow! How did you do that???!!!"
W: "Do what?"
M: "Look so good..."

M: "Hey, I lost my phone number.. can I have yours?"

M: "Hey Laura!! (Big Hug), I haven't seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS)Wow, you've really have changed!!!
W: "Wait, I'm not Laura.."
M: "What? Oh my god, You even changed your name!!!

M: does it hurt?
W: what?
M: falling from heaven..

M: aren't you tired?
W: what?
M: running around in my mind..

W: Hey...I was wondering why you look different. Can i ask you something?
M: What?
W: What are you made of? Chocolate and cream?

(Just got this from a reality show on TV):
Man and Woman on a date doing some gold mining exercise:
W: Hey!! Found gold here!
M:(stand closer to the woman and hold the hand) Guess what? I found one too...

(hahah... puking..)


Friday, November 02, 2007

Today's Quote

In wine

there is wisdom...

In beer

there is freedom

(Ben Franklin)

(Thanks to Novi:))


Trip to Sikuai Island

As now I have new blogs to describe my travellings in a more focused way.

The story of my weekend gateway to Sikau Island, a small island near to Padang can be read in this link :



Am I yellow?

Exactly a week ago when I have a weird day in the office.
It was started when a colleague was staring at me srangely and greet me " Siska, are you okay?" "Sure I am, just a bit over excersise, why?" "You look too yellow for normal person, pls consider to go to see the doctor".
I was a bit startled with his topic of comment and that was not lasted there, since my boss accidentally passed us and my colleague re-told the comment to my bos and to my surprise that he agreed with that in seconds and insisted me going to the doctor soon.

Well, I was thinking.. now 2 persons gave me similar comment.. so as naturally I was, I visit other colleagues for a cross checking.. and some of them either agreed or didn't notice the difference.

It was abit strange and my excuse was probably I ate too much papaya to cause my skin altered:).

During the weekend, I go for a weekend trip to the island and came back to the office with burnt skin.. so not that yellow any longer:)