Siska's rants.. and some other things

A lot of new things happen in my life and surround me..so I decide to write everything comes up in my mind, to remind me again of all the silly and interesting bits and pieces...

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Pick Up Lines

To satisfy my cheesy sense of humor:

M: "Are you an Interior Decorator?"
W: "No. Why?"
M: "When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful"

M: "Are you religious?"
W: "Yes "

M: "Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers."

M: "Baby, did you fart, Cause you blow me away..."

M: "How is your fever?"
W: "What Fever?"
M: "Oh.. you just look so hot to me..."

M: "Wow! I didn't know that angels could fly so low!"

M: "Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels doreally exist."

M: "Wow! How did you do that???!!!"
W: "Do what?"
M: "Look so good..."

M: "Hey, I lost my phone number.. can I have yours?"

M: "Hey Laura!! (Big Hug), I haven't seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS)Wow, you've really have changed!!!
W: "Wait, I'm not Laura.."
M: "What? Oh my god, You even changed your name!!!

M: does it hurt?
W: what?
M: falling from heaven..

M: aren't you tired?
W: what?
M: running around in my mind..

W: Hey...I was wondering why you look different. Can i ask you something?
M: What?
W: What are you made of? Chocolate and cream?

(Just got this from a reality show on TV):
Man and Woman on a date doing some gold mining exercise:
W: Hey!! Found gold here!
M:(stand closer to the woman and hold the hand) Guess what? I found one too...

(hahah... puking..)

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