Pick Up Lines
To satisfy my cheesy sense of humor:
M: "Are you an Interior Decorator?"
W: "No. Why?"
M: "When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful"
M: "Are you religious?"
W: "Yes "
M: "Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers."
M: "Baby, did you fart, Cause you blow me away..."
M: "How is your fever?"
W: "What Fever?"
M: "Oh.. you just look so hot to me..."
M: "Wow! I didn't know that angels could fly so low!"
M: "Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels doreally exist."
M: "Wow! How did you do that???!!!"
W: "Do what?"
M: "Look so good..."
M: "Hey, I lost my phone number.. can I have yours?"
M: "Hey Laura!! (Big Hug), I haven't seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS)Wow, you've really have changed!!!
W: "Wait, I'm not Laura.."
M: "What? Oh my god, You even changed your name!!!
M: does it hurt?
W: what?
M: falling from heaven..
M: aren't you tired?
W: what?
M: running around in my mind..
W: Hey...I was wondering why you look different. Can i ask you something?
M: What?
W: What are you made of? Chocolate and cream?
(Just got this from a reality show on TV):
Man and Woman on a date doing some gold mining exercise:
W: Hey!! Found gold here!
M:(stand closer to the woman and hold the hand) Guess what? I found one too...
(hahah... puking..)
M: "Are you an Interior Decorator?"
W: "No. Why?"
M: "When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful"
M: "Are you religious?"
W: "Yes "
M: "Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers."
M: "Baby, did you fart, Cause you blow me away..."
M: "How is your fever?"
W: "What Fever?"
M: "Oh.. you just look so hot to me..."
M: "Wow! I didn't know that angels could fly so low!"
M: "Can I get a picture of you to prove to my friends that angels doreally exist."
M: "Wow! How did you do that???!!!"
W: "Do what?"
M: "Look so good..."
M: "Hey, I lost my phone number.. can I have yours?"
M: "Hey Laura!! (Big Hug), I haven't seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS)Wow, you've really have changed!!!
W: "Wait, I'm not Laura.."
M: "What? Oh my god, You even changed your name!!!
M: does it hurt?
W: what?
M: falling from heaven..
M: aren't you tired?
W: what?
M: running around in my mind..
W: Hey...I was wondering why you look different. Can i ask you something?
M: What?
W: What are you made of? Chocolate and cream?
(Just got this from a reality show on TV):
Man and Woman on a date doing some gold mining exercise:
W: Hey!! Found gold here!
M:(stand closer to the woman and hold the hand) Guess what? I found one too...
(hahah... puking..)
Labels: ma question d'interet