10 things why we can't be a Kat Strafford

From the movie of 10-Things I hate About You.

This is a teenage movie, which as an adaptation from Shakespeare's "Taming The Shrew", not only I learnt some new words such as:

- shrew: aggressive woman
- pensive: thoughtful
- conceited: excessively proud of oneself
- tumultuous: very loud


But, out of my curiosity, this character of Kat Strafford and why she is just a character in the movie.
1. You can't just crash your dad's car intentionally everytime you hate a guy.
2. You can't just flash your boobs in front of your teacher!
3. don't blame if a guy you like, refuse to kiss you after you puked (although apparently he likes you back)
4. If you play to be a free, feminist chick, and think of other as shallow, consumer-driver creatures - there is no reason to go out in a party and get drunk and do pole dance on the table where everybody looked at you.
5. In no other life, even you can tell that your counseling teacher is in the progress of writing a porn story.
6. Oh, please cut your hair!
7. When a guy dare to embarass himself in front of the whole school by singing "I can't take my eyes off of you" mean that either he really likes you.. or he got paid to do so.
8. It's impossible to throw a ball from > 10-meters distance with bare handed and the ball nearly hit your target (unless you consumed enough spinach to allow you to be as strong as Popeye)
9. After you slept with a guy and found out later that he's merely a jerk, best option is to get much-much away from him and pretend he never existed, instead of making him to be no-1 seen enemy and neverendingly chase each other.
10. If everyday you just go home, never go out and (apprently) never do anything else but couching at home and barking your sister, no way you can have that saped ody (unless you're blessed with a perfect metabolism.. or never really eat something)

memory of Heath Ledger (1979 - 2008)